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am i the only one who gets mentally distressed or even lightweight PHYSICALLY distressed when their sports team loses? whenever one of my teams lose i can't even stand to look at the box score of the game... it literally takes me a couple days to finally be able to go back and THEN read the recap and study the box score from the loss. i don't care how geeky i'm sounding right now this is 110% truth right now. i can't even bare to watch sportscenter highlights.. its just me tho. either way weird is the new cool in 2010 so i'm up in this b. MVPosey doe.

oh yeah, inception is a mind fuck to say the least. its not the next matrix but its a very refreshing sci-fi mind fucker. mind fucking movies are sorta hard to come by lately so i guess you gotta take what you can get.

Lebron Mania

just read this quote and thought it was hilarious..

"In addition, Fathead.com, an online retailer owned by Cavs owner Dan Gilbert dropped, the price of its LeBron Fathead wall decals from $99.99 to $17.41, which happens to be the same year Revolutionary War traitor Benedict Arnold was born."

if you don't know, fatheads are life size posters of superstar athletes. i can understand exactly where dan gilbert and the city of cleveland is coming from. i sympathize with them to the fullest degree. i don't get how people (especially men (with their egos and pride bustin out)) can sit back and say that it was the "right" move for lebron. it wasn't the "right" move, instead, to me, it was just the easy way out. i'm not gonna sit here and be a dumb-ass and say that i'm NOT excited for the NBA season but what I can say is that with all of that boner popping excitement is a feeling of disappointment and let down. because to me, a "superstar" is yes indeed measured by how many championships he/she has won but the road to that championship should also be just as legendary as the superstar itself. in terms of an analogy, i would have to say its sort of like david defeating goliath with a gun.. because sure, the feat in itself is amazing but beyond that, nothing is worth noting since he did kill him with.. a.. gun. and in this case, the gun would be chris bosh and dwayne wade.

if anyone is actually reading this, mah-bad if the grammar or some shit is just outta whack. i type my shit up on the whim on the go let me mind jus flo and i dont EVER re-read my post. my thoughts in one edit is what you get.

oh yeah dont watch PRedators. sucks crap.

6:25AM

so no one ever reads this. or at least i hope no one does. but yeah. i couldn't sleep so i went on a 20 mile bike ride at 4:35am and came back home at 6am. i took a quick ass shower, tossed all my laundraaay in the washer, and now i'm up doing something i haven't done in almost a year (excluding the mildly entertaining photos of not-so-good looking basketball players).

speaking of basketball players (or was i just making a side note since its in parentheses?) lebron james is making his decision tonight. in about exactly 12 hours actually. either way, bron-bron is being a bit too diva-ish for my own liking. i'm gonna have to say that he's probably going to land with the knicks or stay with the cavs. really don't think he would commit to a team where there would even be the slightest chance of him NOT being the go-to guy when the game is on the line.. but if i'm wrong, then umm either way it doesn't really affect my life so whatever.

its now 6:28 am and PENIS!

EVIL

when it seems like everyone is against you... just SCHEME it up.

LIFE IS TOUGH

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so laugh with me

TWEET

and this is why everyone should have a twitter account. you don't even have to use it, just get one, and start following mistahfab.



peep this kat from NYU. shot in one single take, all lyrics recorded on the spot, all instruments recorded on the spot. GENIUS and pretty damn dope if you ask me. nyle supposedly has a good amount of hype around him over on the east coast (sorta like the asher roth of the city that never sleeps).

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.

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on the sports side of the world, pacquiao stomped out hatton last night. i was being mad illegal and watched the entire fight on youtube right after everyone else who paid $80 to watch it got to see it. gotta say that the philipino prancer was just dancing like it was prom last night. fool is WAY too quick for anyone even though he's moved up a couple weight classes.

o yea, barry zito has a 1.33 era over the last 20 1/3 innings. that is some shit to make you giants fans jizz a little in your pants. this is finally the $126 million dollar pitcher we paid for (he's just a couple years behind cause you know, his time travel machine had to get sent in for repair work).



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aint no blog slap today but instead a video slap: the killers - human [off their latest album "day & age" which is reeeeeely good.



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happy sunday!

WHERE JOAKIM NOAH HAPPENS

if you don't live under a rock and aren't a complete GOOBER, then you probably know that the currently on-going best of seven series between the chicago "baby" bulls and the boston "three party i mean two party or i mean three party since rondo's balls have finally dropped" celtics has been NUTS. like walnuts. never have i seen this much amount of intensity in a single NBA game let alone an entire seven game series. so without further ado, here is THE play of the first round.

your 7' center going the distance in the THIRD overtime.




o ya, go watch wolverine. make sure its a bro-date though. maybe even a double bro-date? just make sure you don't bring your girl or your potential girl to watch it cause there are a lot of interesting characters that were lined up tryna watch it last night.



blog slappppa: tanya morgan ft. blu - morgan blu


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BEHIND THE CURTAINS

If you guys are all normal people, i'm pretty sure you guys all enjoy/love/jerk off to good music. i just thought i'd share a video that shows what goes on behind the scenes, cameras completely OFF of the artist itself and on the producers. without these ingenious people working magic on their MPC's, there would be no classics by any of your favorite hip-hop artists. the work/ingenuity that goes into creating the beats that make your ass shake is greatly under appreciated.

this would be exile doin his thang-tha-thang. peep the blog slapp for a taste of this man's ridiculous work.


In Love from Yours Truly on Vimeo.


blog slapppp: blu - party of two (produced by exile)

peas!

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A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

as a person, i don't think i really appreciate art for what it is. i appreciate the IDEA of art more than art itself. which is why upon going through my iphoto library, i found a couple of pictures i took a while back. super simple shots but for some reason i just like these two shots. my manGO is gonna take a shot since both pictures are of flowers (pronounced MAN-goh [combination of man + ego]). BUT SO WHAt, SUE ME. (this last line didn't work in context but i've been itching to say it so i'm sneakin it in)





these are a couple of random pictures

this is one of many weird ass cars that my whack ass landlord owns. trust me, when i say our landlord is whack, i mean he's WHACK. dude won't fix shit in our house aka only 2/4 of our burners work, we don't even get to use our own garage since he uses it for personal storage, AND he has this secret fucking closet door that is locked on our top floor (as in there is a closet that we don't get to use inside the house cause he put a lock on it).



this would be our beautiful ass campus here at santa cruz. 100000% different than any other UC i've ever been to and ya'll should visit some time if you already haven't. seriously though, do any of you guys have 30 redwood trees in the middle of your dorm buildings?



and this last shot is a shot of Cowell College on campus. some of the dorm rooms at Cowell College have views that can compete with all views on earf. to the right of this picture lies the city lights of santa cruz as well as the ever-so-large pacific ocean.



i'm hoping that ucsc and ucsb are the only two UC campuses that have BEACH volleyball courts. holla atcha boi. not really. actually, slap me if you ever hear me say holla atcha boi in real life.

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thats alllll folks.



nahhh i'm messin with you. couldn't leave you without a blog slapper. this one is courtesy of aldroooo PEEp his shit since he's making a comeback.



blog slappppa: dj self - swag surfin (remix ft. fabolous & juelz santana & red cafe & maino)



ULTIMATE QUADRUPLE SHOUT OUTS TO BIG KAT WILLIAMS AKA DRONEZZ AKA SWAG SURFIN' CROWN BEARER AKA DR. DRE'S UP IN SMOKE TOUR AKA I SEE YOU MY NIGGGGGAAAAAA

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oh yeah, buzzed driving is drunk driving. difference between one too many and being drunk really aint that big of a difference. "study smarter, not harder" (ryan fukes) and also, party smarter not harder.

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CRABTREE

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michael crabtree

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new uniforms? sweetness



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METICULOUSLY DOING NOTHING

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mat weddle. covering bjork - who is it. the original bjork song is eclectic as hell. i could never listen to the original. but the cover on the other hand is ridiculous. probably one of the best if not THE best cover i have ever heard in my life. you guys should peep mat weddle on youtube. he did a pretty damn good cover of outkast's "hey ya" as well.

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thank goodness its friday. nba playoffs all weekend while being at home in san bruno. sweeeeet effin' deal.







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blog slappppa: mickey factz ft. drake & travis - overdose on life

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SO FAR HYPED

MAD hype on drake. but extremely deserved hype. dude has a few mixtapes out with all of them being fiiiiire. on top of all of his talents, this guy is humble as hell if you listen to his interviews. the Lebanon DON.

in case you didn't get the point, i am on drake's jock but i aint the jealous type. ya'll should be on his jock too and be on the look out for his album dropping later in 0NINE.



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p.s. there's been mad construction going on right outside our house the last two days. they're re-paving half a mile of straight STREET. its crazy what technology/labor/our bullshit tax dollars can do.

that strip of road you see missing was literally TORN off by that tank looking thing. it went like 2 miles an hour and literally ripped the street up. oh yea, thats the weak ass view i get from my room. a hotel, a parking lot, and some sweet trees. they just planted that mini-palm tree too. took like 3 hours to do it. efficiency, ese.



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p.s. on the p.s. irene soo's current jam of the month/year/forever: cam'ron ft. lil' wayne - touch it or not

I SEE U SWAG SURFIN BIG KAT

BAY & WEST CLIFF

extreme boredom over the last few days. horrible exposure on most of the shots. reeeeel-e could care less though. i don't understand how blogspot works in terms of uploading pictures in chronological order so it came out backwards. scroll from the bottom up and it gives you a lightweight tour of the house in order from the 1st floor to the 3rd floor.

my home for the last 8 months.


bay & west cliff #23


foyer + flight of stairs #1


up the stairs and to the right is the living room + kitchen




kitchenskiiii


balcony right next to the kitchen




elevator music plays as you go up two more flights of stairs




second floor bathroom + 2 bedroom O's






another flight of stairs.




last callllll for alcohol. last floor, last two bedrooms.






you sleep with the fishes

aPRILsHOWERSbRINGmAYfLOWERS

sooo spring quarter has started which means classes have started which means i'm taking math for the first time in FOUR years. i guess that's what happens when you're undecided on life and become a business major by default. i swear, 85% of the business majors in college major in business because they have no idea what the hell else to do. because if you think about it, its the ultimate back up. who wouldn't want to be extraordinary at the business of making money? its all a big evil scheme put into place by evil lawn gnomes. enough randomness. on the reeeel though, i can already smell the garlic fries, and the sweaty dudes walking up and down the rows yelling "PEANUTS, GET YOUR PEANUTS HERE!". and if you don't know what i just described then really, just quit life cause its BASEBALL SEASON itches. i bleed orange and black and if you know me then you already know. just want to give a NEGATIVE shout out to all my damn asian ass friends who hate on baseball. i love my friends to death but i just wish like one or two of them would bleed orange and black like i do so i could have someone to talk to about my gigantes. this post is getting more and more digressive so i'll stop rambling about my friendship problems and all that boring ass stuff. this post was completely pointless.

shout outs to the kids who stole my basketball hoop from outside my house
shout outs to royston hung cause it was his 20th birthday yesterday
shout outs to shitty movies like fast and furious 4 that i know i shouldn't waste money on watching but still do anyways
shout outs to infomercials that sell workout equipment named after african animals (gazelle)
last but not least shout outs to north mother fucking korea for making sweet ass decisions that has completely shaken up the already suffering security dilemma in the east.

goodnight san daygo

p.s. i still haven't found my tab key

p.s.2. bonus blog slappppa

kid cudi ft. kanye west & common - I poke her face

HELLO STRANGER

spring break is officially donezo. so after successfully completing one year of college, i've come to realize that i'm awfully close to being done with my second year. time really flies when you're having fun.. . . but continuing on a more conscious note, i'd have to say that everything besides school has been a wicked learning experience. never did i think that i would have gained THIS much knowledge ( knowledge meter: [-------|--]
those last two notches are for marriage and retirement ) while mostly being surrounded by people from my younger days. i'm going to have to give social networking sites such as myspace and facebook +2 eprops cause without them, we'd really just fall into that 95 percentile*. so this post goes out to you facebook and myspace (really just facebook, and slowly, really slowly, twitter), i don't tell you guys this often but, thank you. no but seriously in all seriousnes$ (yeah, the last 's' had to be a dollar sign) big ups to the people who put a smile on my face. (i'm killing it with the sweet nectarine like wordplay today (i'm also seriously killing it with all of these damn parantheses/sidebars)). stay up and do drugs. oh yeah, if anyone finds my 'tab' key, let me know. i've been looking for it since like the 4th grade. PEASSssss.


these are the two pictures that i took during spring break. forreals, the ONLY two pictures that i took.

people who drive a prius and go 65mph in the carpool lane need to go back to


never understood newport's idea behind their ads...

POWER OVERWHELMING

In light of the recent shooting and killings of three Oakland police officers in the past week, there has been a lot of talk and controversy about the entire "fuck the police" state of mind. People who grow up in poverty, whose parents are full fledged drug addicts, and whose best friends are violent gang bangers, you really can't help but understand that they've been conditioned to think this way. After reading this article, I can empathize with these West Oakland residents who "cheered and celebrated the death of the three Oakland police officers".

"The Dallas Police Department confirmed Thursday that an officer drew a gun on NFL running back Ryan Moats and his wife after he stopped them to give them a ticket even as they begged to hurry to the bedside of their dying mother.

As he rushed his family to the hospital, Ryan Moats, 26, rolled through a red light. A Dallas police officer pulled their SUV over outside the emergency room at the Baylor Regional Medical Center at Plano.

“He was pointing a gun at me as soon as I got out of the car,” said his wife, Tamishia Moats. “It was the weirdest feeling because I’ve never had a gun pointed at me before under those circumstances.”

Seconds later, Ryan Moats and his wife explained that her mother was dying inside the hospital.

“You really want to go through this right now?” Moats pleaded. “My mother-in-law is dying. Right now!”"

not cool.

GOOD MUSIC

fuck all the kanye haters,
this video had me on hiatus.

kanye west x common x erykah badu @ south by southwest

BROMANCE

GO WATCH IT NOW NOW NOW!

IRISH SPRING

YESSSUMmm. winter quarter is o <>< ally over. seriously one of the lamest quarters of my life. ams5 and poli160c can go run into knives. its about to officially be spring on the 20th so thats good. it's time for some of that delicious ass santa cruz weather. academia world aside, winter quarter turned out to be sweeeeet. been living with five other dudes for like six months now and its been a fun ass ride. spring quarter is about to be a lot better than winter quarter so i'm anticipating the lovely, LOVELY month of april. specially like the third monday of april. ifufeelmethenufeelme. this was a random ass update. i realized that my life is way too damn boring for me to just write about and expect you (the readers) to be entertained.

p.s. creepy kids like joann chang need to stop lurking it up.
p.s.s. march madness begins today. tarheels.

blog slapS
i don't care who listened to his shit first, or whoever found him first, this dude is the truth.

drake - city is mine
drake - replacement girl (ft. trey songz)

"the game need change and i'm the mother fuckin cashier
nickels for my thoughts, dimes in my bed
quarters of the kush shave the lines in my head"

HAHAHAHAHA